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Wife/Mom For Sale-Any buyers that are interested?

Therefore, I experienced the concept to create a post about my kids putting me on the block — embarrassing and just a little strange, right? Really, whom have always been we joking — the greater amount of likely situation is my hubby putting me on the block, because we know that we drive him bat shi* crazy; therefore the young ones, well, they might not endure one second without us to have them milk, wipe their nose, tidy up after them, an such like.

No matter that would place me on the block, i really do genuinely believe that i might create a great deal. Unfortunately however, I would personallyn’t be fortunate enough to create my personal “for sale” description. Nope, not it their way if they had. Therefore, this got me personally thinking… what would they do say about me personally, exactly how would they explain me personally?

This is how i believe my description would read when they had been pitching me personally to other people:

AVAILABLE: Wife/Mom, 31 years of age

Sale Price :

All offers that are reasonable. Will actually sell to bidder that is highest.

Description :

This wife/mom is employed, but still beautiful…but really only if she takes the right time for you to shower, dress yourself in genuine clothes, and clean her hair — that is virtually never ever. All the other times she appears just a little “wack”, only a little under-dressed, and small messy. This woman is exclusive that is great for you personally; when this woman is an integral part of your household, she’s going to be exceedingly devoted for your requirements as well as your kids, but she’s going to additionally smother you with loving words and real love. Continue reading