You majored in frat bro and minored in f*ckboy.

1. Usually the one Frat Man That Isn’t a complete Douche

You’d no good Halloween plans, so that you tagged along to *takes a deep breath* a party that is frat. Between all the wobbly keg stands and post-tequila throaty yelling, this will be a mediocre man’s time and energy to shine. All he’s doing is chill in a large part, perhaps not state something profoundly sexist for the couple of hours, and voilа, he appears good adequate to get hold of. He liked your “slutty” bumblebee costume, and the fleeting spell is broken until he says.

2. The Frat Man Whom Is a Douche

He is attractive enough to disregard the beer burps, at the very least for per night.

3. The English Major Who “Hates” Harry Potter

He wears a caramel leather that is brown and has now a soft title, like Daniel or Liam. You can catch him reading before course or while tilting against different campus structures, though element of you totally believes it is deliberately performative. Their sparkle fades somewhere within finally starting up and him ranting regarding how Harry Potter is overrated.

4. The Musician music that is whose Deep-Down Hate

okay, his music is objectively perhaps maybe Not That Bad, possibly even Kinda Good, but ever since he said he liked you and also provided you their electric guitar choose necklace, only to ghost you per week later on, you’ve been bitter. Plus, you had been likely to record an EP of slow, sultry Britney Spears covers and therefore’s out of the screen now as this jerk has five other girls he really wants to accomplish that with. Continue reading →